Chez Frustration

By placing this order, you hereby agree to the following terms and conditions which are binding in perpetuity across all dimensions and timelines: Section 1.01(a) - The "Restaurant" (hereinafter referred to as "We", "Us", "The Entity", "Your Overlords") reserves the right to substitute any menu item with a photograph of said menu item. Section 1.01(b) - Delivery times are estimates and may vary between 30 minutes and 30 years. Section 2.14(c) - The customer acknowledges that "fresh" is a relative term and agrees not to carbon-date any ingredients. Section 3.33 - All complaints must be submitted in triplicate, notarized, translated into Latin, and delivered by carrier pigeon. Section 4.00 - Tips are mandatory and must exceed the total order value. Section 5.12(a) - The customer waives the right to claim that the food "tastes funny." All food at Chez Frustration is intentionally funny. Section 6.66 - By scrolling past this point, you agree to name your firstborn child after our head chef, "Garbonzo." Section 7.01 - Refunds are available in the form of interpretive dance only. Section 8.88 - We reserve the right to deliver your order to a different address "for vibes." Section 9.99 - The customer agrees to leave a 5-star review regardless of experience, or a curse shall be placed upon their household. Section 10.00 - These terms may change at any time without notice, reason, or mercy. Section 11.11 - You must read all terms. We know you didn't. We're watching. Section 12.00 - By agreeing to these terms you also agree to all future terms that haven't been written yet. Section 13 - There is no Section 13. If you think you read Section 13, please consult a physician immediately.